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[coochie-sniffer3000]

[harmonia-university]

Scary bunny day and 420

[doodoodinklefart]

i can teach you how to be just like me

just listen carefully

[cybergrapeuk]

One of my hobbies is making Stampy gifs and uploading them to tenor dot com and today I thought it would be a good idea to put them on Tumblr as well.

This is my first Stampy gif jumpscare:

(⚠️Flashing Effect on 3rd GIF⚠️)

Every time you use these, my heart explodes!

[mayfriend]

war criminal wanted by the international criminal court for crimes against humanity reminds world he would like to continue genocide forever Just Because even though his government literally just accepted a ceasefire deal

[hitmehardnsweet]

GOAT or G.O.A.T. [ goht, jee-oh-ey-tee ] noun Informal. greatest of all time: (used to describe or refer to a person or thing that is considered to be the best ever in a particular field, category, etc., especially in sports)

[theloveinc]

still working this out in my mind but single parent!au and having a quirkless child Bakugo will do anything to impress. It’s embarrassing for him💔

[gh0stwithaheart]

Yet you think we're the same?

I don't talk shit about my ex-friends who dropped me months ago because my mental health was too much for them

I don't talk shit about people who are going through a rough time

I don't talk shit about people I haven't talked to in months

I don't talk shit about people's parents

[soup-soup-soup-soup-soup]

hello! so uh, im working on a really big worldbuilding project where soup important. but like, i have never made it even once in my life, i dont get how it even works. i cook, sure. but soups scares me. anyway, my main guys are insectivores/fungivores. so i have to bullshit some soup stuff out of that. so, how do you make soup with these ingredients? warning, little gross from a human perspective. list: iron powders mushroom stems psychoactive fungal powder half digested grains blood, blood pastes, blood powders bug meat ( fatty, muscles, legs) brains and eyes of arthropods spongy fungus cultured mold sheets arthropod carapaces, sometimes ground into powders arthropod eggs and embryos (a lot of bugs are massive)

ooh, that's interesting!! i wrote a bit much so i'm gonna add a read more lmao

~~~ Blood/iron

Hm, for what I know, there's pork blood jelly which is used in some Asian cultures (and specifically in soups with Bun Bo Hue/Bun Rieu in Vietnam). There's also Polish duck blood soup.

Quick anecdote, I had to take iron supplements for a while and couldn't swallow pills so I crushed them up and boy, let me tell you, it tasted NASTY. It almost made me never wanna drink orange juice again (the acidity of the juice probably didn't help, but better than making the mistake of putting it in pudding). That aside, it's been a while but it was like if the acidity and bitter orange rind flavor of orange juice was turned up to 17. That's assuming, of course, that your characters have the palates of humans. If they like that taste, I suppose just toss the powder in and boil it lmao

If you don't use a powder, I guess the Lucky Iron Fish that people sometimes put in soup for iron supplements might be a point of reference? I don't think it affects taste, but it works best with acidic liquid since vitamin C "improves the absorption of non-heme [plant-based] iron". So it's likely most tolerable in acidic soups like tomato, just as I drank it with orange juice lol.

Beans and liver soups might be a direction to look into if you aren't gonna put iron in directly.

~~~ Bug meat

Bug meat would probably end up resembling crustaceans since apparently insects evolved from them, so they'd be similarly treated to crabs, shrimp, etc. I guess?

[something about the amino acid compositions makes them tasty (my source being episode 6 of Heaven's Design Team lmao). That being said amino acids vary in taste from sweet to umami; though, according to this paper's introduction, humans mostly perceive amino acids as umami and maybe some as bitter. Umami is very good for soups so bugs will likely work well!]

Insects are also eaten pretty commonly in general but I think mostly they're roasted. They seem to be mainly boiled to kill off parasites first but I don't know if that's a concern for your characters. Maybe they can be used as toppings when roasted? Something similar texture wise to tép mỡ (Vietnamese name for fried pork fat) which is used to garnish soups in Vietnam and other places

[Also I read a fanfic where the MC cooked some really big ants and it seemed fairly well researched lmao, but those were also specifically ants which could walk upright and also he was making sweet and sour chicken ant, not soup...I can summarize it if you'd like?]

~~~ Carapaces

As for carapaces, I mean, my own family will eat shrimp with the shell and cook shrimp whole in soup, but here's a recipe for shrimp shell broth specifically which might be a good starting point. From my basic research, the calcium carbonate which would be in the carapaces might be used to help make noodles as it can "strengthen dough"?? So here's a recipe for Chinese alkaline noodles; apparently, the alkaline water used in the noodles can make "softer fuller noodles".

From a taste perspective, calcium carbonate is alkaline (i.e. bitter) and also apparently calcium has a unique taste which has a specific taste detector (we humans don't like it though lmao)! So taste wise, something like bitter melon soup could be a start.

~~~ Brain

For brain, maybe take a look at pork brain which is eaten in China with hotpot sometimes? I don't know how similar arthropod brains are though. A quick search didn't bring up much on eyes but perhaps taking a look at fish eyes and how they are eaten will help

~~~ Eggs and Embryos

For eggs, it's a bit harder to find something, but there's escamoles/Mexican caviar which are larvae/pupae of ants. It has a cottage cheese texture and a buttery/nutty taste apparently. These also seem to be fried. Another soup topping perhaps?

There's also ants egg soup which is North-Eastern Thai and Laotian cuisine. Apparently it tastes like shrimp.

~~~ Fungus/Mushroom

For fungus, there's snow fungus soup from China. There's also puffball mushroom soup (i've also heard puffball mushrooms can be cooked like chicken?? but that was more so baked).

Tempeh (Indonesian) is made from soybeans which are fermented and wrapped together by mycelium, it can be "crumbled into sauces and stews" according to this wikipedia article on tempeh. Here's a guide to adding it to soup, though more so as topping.

Frankly, fungi are unknowable so I can't say much but mushrooms people eat include wood ear mushrooms which I personally love (it's mostly texture though)! my family also enjoy enoki mushrooms. Both are eaten with hotpot I think. You would just boil in a flavored broth and eat

~~~

Others welcome to reply with their inputs!!

[coochie-sniffer3000]

i think i just made my current fav series of drawings ever

[misterspectacular]

Mr. Burns (and Smithers) in 2x5: Dancin' Homer

Summary of Mr. Burns' scenes: At the beginning of the episode. Mr. Burns and Homer get drunk at the ball game and have fun. Homer's dancing ruins the team win for Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns bans Homer from company outings forever. Smithers is glad Homer was banned and laughs diabolically.

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Mr. Burns: Ah, the Gammills. Good to see you.

Mr. Gammill: You're an inspiration to all of us in waste management, sir.

Mr. Burns: Well, take your mind off contaminates for one night and have a hot dog.

Mr. Burns: Put a little smile on his card, Smithers.

Smithers: Already there, sir.

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Smithers: (whispers) It's the Simpsons.

Mr. Burns: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps.

Smithers: Uh, Simpsons, sir.

Mr. Burns: Huh? Oh, yes. (Reads card) Homer and Marge Simpson. Oh, and these must be Bart, Lisa, and expecting.

Smithers: The card needs to be updated, sir.

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Game announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's first ball, the man whose name is synonymous with our nation's safest and cleanest energy source--Mr. Montgomery Burns!

( scattered applause)

Smithers: They love you, sir.

Mr. Burns: As well they might. You know, Smithers, when I was a young buck my patented fadeaway pitch was compared by many to the "trouble ball" of the late, great Satchel Paige. Spit on this for me, Smithers.

Smithers: One hocker coming up, sir. ( spits)

Mr. Burns: (throws ball)

Smithers: I think I could actually hear the air being torn, sir.

Mr. Burns: Oh, shut up.

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Mr. Burns: Sitting with the employees. I guess this proves I'm their friend. You did get me something on an aisle, Smithers? I don't want to be surrounded by them.

Smithers: Here we are, sir.

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Mr. Burns: (to Homer) I suppose you want a beer.

Homer: Me, sir? Oh, no, not a chance. Only idiots drink beer.

Mr. Burns: Actually I was wondering if you'd join me? My treat.

Homer: Oh. Well, if someone of your stature can enjoy a beer maybe I'm all turned around on the subject. Wait a minute. We're not having a drug test tomorrow, are we?

Mr. Burns: No. Vendor, two, please.

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Mr. Burns: The hitter's off his rocker, kissing Betty Crocker!

Homer: Good one, sir.

Mr. Burns: I used to rile the late, great Connie Mack with that one at old Shibe Park.

Homer: Little baby batter can't control his bladder!

Mr. Burns: Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up our little drinkie-poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

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Mr. Burns: Well, Simpsy, you up for another wave?

Homer: All right, Burnsy.

Wo! Wa! Wa! Wo! Wo! Wa!

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Mr. Burns: Damnation. These banjos couldn't carry Pie Traynor's glove. My one game of the year, ruined by pathetic incompetence.

Homer: (riles the crowd with dancing -- Mr. Burns is not pleased)

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Smithers: That was certainly exciting.

Mr. Burns: Yes. Unfortunately Homer Simpson's shameless display of exhibitionism tainted the entire evening. I want him banned for life from all company outings.

Smithers: (chuckles diabolically)

[dogbound1128]

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[team-ness]

cocaine comic that i thought was funny

[crybaby-bkg]

I did all of my work early for the week so I could prepare myself for the first period since starting my new birth control and I just. never came on. I feel like I should be concerned but google is telling me that it’s normal :/

[emiemi345]

Misc Clone High S3 Thoughts

Is nobody talking about how Mary is voiced by Janet from The Good Place and Mrs. C is voiced by Tahani from The Good Place or did I just not scroll down enough

What does the C in Mrs. C even stand for (Cuntlertron)

SKUNKY-POO WAS A GIRL THIS WHOLE TIME???

[seiwas]

this is tmi but my period is kicking my ass rn